Wife!Ruby for smart_alec494

She finds him with her hands on her hips and a scowl on her face. The dress -- dress!! -- and pearls she's wearing doesn't hold a candle to the scowl. (But then there's the heels and, god the pearls, and the total package is really quite pathetic.) The whole effect, however, would be absolutely adorable if she didn't look like she ( Read more... )

She doesn't notice the pain at first, but then it explodes behind her eyes and boy does she feel it. She can taste the bile creeping up her throat and every feeling of pain is deeply, deeply, shoved out of focus when she thinks well fuck, this is newIt's followed quickly by her knees hitting the cement and something like screaming being ripped out ( Read more... )

1. Sam after a fight
2. Sam all dirty and bloody
3. Sam all clean and wet and Irish Spring smelling
4. Sam with a gun
5. Sam with a knife
6. Sam with my knife
7. Sam being badass
8. Sam being an asshole
9. Sam

1. Pout
2. Pout harder
3. Pout with crossed arms
4. Pout with combination crossed arms and whiney voice
5. Candy -- who knew?
6. Letting him drive
7. If all else fails, threats against the corpse.

1. Stop whining.
2. Seriously. Stop whining.
3. Don't be such a bitch.
4. Make it hurt.
5. God, make it hurt.
6. Grow a pair, for all of our sakes.
7. Next time I tell you to do something? DO IT.
8. Pick up dinner tonight, I'll be late.

"Sam, give me the knife." She held out her hand and wriggled her fingers; the universal sign for hand over the money bucko transformed for her purposes ( Read more... )

Her breath hissed through her teeth, winding through the air like a snake. "Ugh. What is your damage, Sam ( Read more... )

1. Leave me a comment saying anything random, like your favorite lyric to your current favorite song. Or your favorite kind of sandwich. Something random. Whatever you like.
2. I respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better.
3. You update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
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